Funny jokes

when wordz fail eyz works
when eyz fail heart works
when heart fails to kia ???
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samajh le tapak gaya;)
U r a nice person…
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the
morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
Man needs a poison

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
I will give both of them
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

Weeding writing

Girlfriend:Its 2 tight
Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,
Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I cant,
Girlfriend:Its painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!
Asked for a kiss
Best Reply Ever By a Girl
When She Is Asked For a Kiss
By Her Boyfriend
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Karlo :p
Just do it :p
Height of confidence
Height of confidence
Once many professors were called and
asked to sit in an airplane.
After they sat. They were informed that the
plane is made by their students.
All of them ran and got out of plane
exdcept one.
People asked him the reason
He said,”If it’s made by my students it will
not even start.”
I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT
FORGET
Boss hangs a poster in Office
“I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET”
He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his
desk.
“Ur wife called, she wants her poster back
home.”
Most and least romantic
rhymes
A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
the Least Romantic 2nd Line
There’s d Winning Rhymes
My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life
I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
That’s Why I Always Wake Up Screaming
Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
This Describes Everything You r Not
I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
Damn, I’m V Good At Telling Lies
Sardar: I havnt slept all
nite in the train.
Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didnt u exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
The most cruel & wicked
guy on earth
Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily &
Asked,
Yaar ye �ALTAF BHAI� kon hai?
Impact of Movies
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Kiss is like a stamp
Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn’t go anywhere else
Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum hai
I’m talking to my wife
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven’t spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I’m talking to my wife

It’s too tight

Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!

Men, Women, Bluetooth,
and Wi-fi
Men are like Bluetooth:
He is connected to you when you are
nearby,
but searches for other devices when you
are away..
Women are like Wi-Fi:
She sees all available devices
but connects to the strongest one…

What is a difference
between a Kiss, a Car
and a Monkey?
What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.
You are seeing my wife
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

The brain is a
wonderful organ
The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get
up and does not stop until u get into the
office…
I was a fool when I
married you.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married
you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

A beautiful girl goes to
Professor
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the
exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

Kissing while driving
Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.
A line on a Husband’s T
shirt
A line written on a Husband’s T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS
QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P

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